Thursday, October 3, 2013

Overheard in New York

What happens when you have to finance your living by living with people you can't stand

Woman on phone: "The whole apartment smells of dirty clothes and cheap perfume. You know, smells just like her."

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Everything bad is good for you

Woman talking to three friends: "I can cross any street without danger. I have such phenomenal peripheral vision. I think it's from working in bars for so long."

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But for what do you need them? And how will you feed them? Please leash them.

Man on phone: "Hi, I need 30-40 really large black dogs."

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