Selfie disaster

I suck at taking selfies, feel uncomfortable and ridiculous. 

But I wanted to ask for help on what to wear as I was going to see David Sedaris at Carnegie Hall with my friend Åsa. 

First put on the wrap me dress. 

Then tried the Need dress. But when I checked the pics, I saw you couldn't quite see the whole person shoes and all. 

So thought I should stand on a chair. 

Sadly fell off chair and it hurt so much. 

And just as I cursed myself and the pain, I could hear the autorelease shutter smatter off, capturing the humiliation which I am now sharing with you. 

Then turned out it was freezing cold so I settled for long johns under my Fatal pants. Added Tux jacket and was ready to go laughing.